47 definitions by LordJenal
An informal term used in Northern England meaning to throw something away (throw it in the bin, garbage or trash).
Person 1: What should I do with this old newspaper? Do you want it?
Person 2: Nah, sling it mate!
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Nah, sling it mate!
Person 1: Okay
by LordJenal May 12, 2022
A very light drone and an excellent device for spying on people in the sky anonoymously. You can see them but they can't see you but they know they are being watched. You can stand in a super hidden area and watch people half a mile away walking down the street. If you get lucky someone will look up and possibly wave or point at you. Also useful for flying over historic monuments or iconic buildings to see the structure from the air and getting an angry security guard raging at you for literally no reason. Great for aerial photography.
Might send my DJI Mini 2 over that football stadium once I unlock the blue geozone. Fingers crossed no security guard get's grumpy with me for it.
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
Person 1: What you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
by LordJenal March 30, 2022
The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
by LordJenal June 20, 2022
What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
The letter "w" followed by an⚓symbol (a tool used by sailors). Basically spells out the word wanker but in a far more amusing way.
by LordJenal August 7, 2022
A village in Essex, UK that is famous for being the biggest dump in the entire country. The place is full of crackheads that live in abandoned sheds that look like they are being held up by tent poles and pritt stick. The place has lots of old crap just littered in backyards and has abandoned rusty cars from the 1980s as well as all sorts of ancient mouldy furniture just dumped outside peoples homes. The place literally looks like a slum. Half the buildings are abandoned and are all boarded up and have a rotten roof.
by LordJenal March 30, 2022