LordJenal's definitions

w⚓

The letter "w" followed by an⚓symbol (a tool used by sailors). Basically spells out the word wanker but in a far more amusing way.

Person 1: Don't be such a w⚓

by LordJenal August 7, 2022

Boar

A male police officer, a male pig is called a boar.

I called pulled over by a boar because my lights were playing up.

by LordJenal May 12, 2022

Retardandia

A place where retards come from and reside and any retards who no longer reside. If you behave like a dimwit then you should consider taking a one way trip to Retardandia.

Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!

by LordJenal June 18, 2023

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022

Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.

Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!

by LordJenal March 30, 2024

Strangeways

A highly secure residential estate in Manchester, England that houses people who have "strange ways" (strange behaviour).

The inmates at Strangeways sure do have "strange ways" of living live.

by LordJenal April 16, 2023