LordJenal's definitions

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.

Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.

by LordJenal October 18, 2022

Bio Evacuation

A term often used by YouTuber Callum's Corner. Essentially means to take a dump. That's it. But in Callum's Corner language.

Ay up and welcome to Callum's Corner! I've just had to have a massive bio evacuation this morning. My God it was "discorsting" was that!

by LordJenal October 25, 2022

You look about 15

An exaggerated way of saying someone in their late teens/early twenties looks young for their age. They may be chance look actually 15 but usually they look a little older than 15 but younger than their actual age.

22 year old: Could I get a litre of vodka please?
Cashier: Do you have ID on you?
Friend: HAHAHA! YOU LOOK ABOUT 15!

by LordJenal May 14, 2024

Snowflakism

The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.

That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.

by LordJenal April 29, 2023

hungry treat

A phrase that children use to beg their parents for treats such as sweets (candy) or crisps (chips). Is essentially another term for a sugar craving or craving for a certain treat food. Someone who is hungry treat will refuse all savory foods and will insist that they are only hungry for treat foods.

Kid: Mum, I'm hungry.
Mum: Here have this banana.
Kid: No I can't I'm hungry treat, I can't eat a banana it has to be a treat!

by LordJenal December 15, 2021

DJI Mini 2

A very light drone and an excellent device for spying on people in the sky anonoymously. You can see them but they can't see you but they know they are being watched. You can stand in a super hidden area and watch people half a mile away walking down the street. If you get lucky someone will look up and possibly wave or point at you. Also useful for flying over historic monuments or iconic buildings to see the structure from the air and getting an angry security guard raging at you for literally no reason. Great for aerial photography.

Might send my DJI Mini 2 over that football stadium once I unlock the blue geozone. Fingers crossed no security guard get's grumpy with me for it.

by LordJenal September 2, 2022