LordJenal's definitions
What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
Get the Self Sexmug. An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
Get the nutcrackermug. Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!
by LordJenal May 10, 2023
Get the Charlotte Hinchcliffemug. by LordJenal May 20, 2022
Get the Pregnant Manmug. Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
Get the Wank Virginmug. An attractive French girl or woman.
Oiseaux is French for bird and bird is a commonly used slang word for attractive women for in the UK.
Oiseaux is French for bird and bird is a commonly used slang word for attractive women for in the UK.
Person 1: Oh so you've been away to France?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
Person 1: Find a Oiseaux?
Person 2: Nah, sadly not.
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
Person 1: Find a Oiseaux?
Person 2: Nah, sadly not.
by LordJenal May 15, 2022
Get the Oiseauxmug. A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.
by LordJenal July 14, 2022
Get the Belmarshmug.