LordJenal's definitions

See it. Say it. Sorted.

A phrase that railway companies and British Transport Police say over and over to try and deliberately agitate passengers of trains or those inside a train station.

*Announcement in train station*: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!

by LordJenal July 27, 2023

Trump

A UK informal word for a fart.

Good riddance to President Trump! Ahem. President Fart!

by LordJenal July 12, 2023

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Retardandia

A place where retards come from and reside and any retards who no longer reside. If you behave like a dimwit then you should consider taking a one way trip to Retardandia.

Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!

by LordJenal June 18, 2023

School Prom

A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.

You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!

by LordJenal June 5, 2023

Spaz Molloyd

A variation of spazmoid. Essentially a stupid person who has no idea on how to behave or does idiotic or annoying things.

What are you doing that for you Spaz Molloyd!

by LordJenal May 20, 2023

Charlotte Hinchcliffe

Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!

Your ex got in bed with a rich guy? Wow, what a true Charlotte Hinchcliffe she is!

by LordJenal May 10, 2023