LordJenal's definitions

Pregnant Man

A man who has drank too much beer.

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

Aerial Urbex

Urban exploring using a drone. Urban exploring being exploring abandoned and derelict buildings or other exotic places that the average Joe doesn't see. Aerial urbexers fly their drone over these sites to explore them over the top rather than physically going inside.

I'm going to take my drone to that abandoned church and do an aerial urbex.

by LordJenal August 9, 2022

nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.

Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!

by LordJenal July 7, 2022

Charlotte Hinchcliffe

Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!

Your ex got in bed with a rich guy? Wow, what a true Charlotte Hinchcliffe she is!

by LordJenal May 10, 2023

Yorkshire Blackpool

Bradford. Just doesn't have a coast like Blackpool does.

Person 1: What you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.

by LordJenal March 30, 2022

Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.

Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?

by LordJenal April 15, 2023

Sling it

An informal term used in Northern England meaning to throw something away (throw it in the bin, garbage or trash).

Person 1: What should I do with this old newspaper? Do you want it?
Person 2: Nah, sling it mate!
Person 1: Okay

by LordJenal May 12, 2022