Unbeerlievable

When your wife catches you cracking open YET ANOTHER can!

Man: *Cracks open can*
Wife: What are you doing?
Man: Nothing
Wife: What do you mean nothing you just opened another one. That's unbeerlievable!

by LordJenal February 24, 2024

This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022

Boar

A male police officer, a male pig is called a boar.

I called pulled over by a boar because my lights were playing up.

by LordJenal May 12, 2022

Lancaster

A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.

Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Lag Lorry

A prisoner transport van. A lag is an informal term for a prisoner in the UK and a lorry is a British term for a truck.

The inmate got taken to court in a lag lorry.

by LordJenal May 19, 2022