LordBLunkey's definitions

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is

Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

gay ting to the crew bo

A term which i like to use, because it's funny.

Adam: hey man
Scott: oh my, u really are a gay ting to the crew bo, aren't you.
Adam: ye...

by LordBlunkey June 19, 2004

White cat

A 'cuddly toy' belonging to Chaz. One of the scariest damn things i've seen. It's EYES! Goddamn...

Chaz: Catch! (throws the cat)
Lar: HOLY SHIT! GET IT AWAY!

by LordBlunkey June 20, 2004

whore bitch

An insult i use that doesn't actually mean anything major. Everyone can be a bitch whore.

Lar: Bitch whore
Kim: I'm insulted
Lar: So? You're a stupid bitch whore...

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2004

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006