whore bitch

An insult i use that doesn't actually mean anything major. Everyone can be a bitch whore.

Lar: Bitch whore
Kim: I'm insulted
Lar: So? You're a stupid bitch whore...

by LordBlunkey June 21, 2004

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is

Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

gay ting to the crew bo

A term which i like to use, because it's funny.

Adam: hey man
Scott: oh my, u really are a gay ting to the crew bo, aren't you.
Adam: ye...

by LordBlunkey June 19, 2004

little miss high and mighty

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

by LordBlunkey July 25, 2004

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 09, 2004

a fate worse than tummyache

If something is bad, then it can described as "a fate worse than tummyache". For example, being kicked in the nuts by a miss rosie, or being forced to talk to kim

Kim: Why do you want me to unblock you?
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004