Lord Gannet V's definitions

smegladyte

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

trout end

A name for the top of a woman’s beaver trap, her cunt hole.

She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

custard sacks

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

badger brothel

A place where rough sex acts take place and anything goes.

I was down at the badger brothel last night I pounded fuck out of evening in sight.
Folk were raping each other’s farters there was blood and shit everywhere.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020

recluse bolt hole

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.

I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020