smegladyte

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

by Lord Gannet V March 02, 2020

rim the ched

When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.

I keep the same pants on for longer just to see the face she pulls when she has to rim the ched.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

recluse bolt hole

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.

I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 06, 2020

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

decsquential

Decent and quintessential

Check out the tits and arse on that!
There decsquential

by Lord Gannet V January 04, 2021

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 03, 2020