smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

custard sacks

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

by Lord Gannet V March 02, 2020

Jizinator

The Jizinator 2000

He blows his muck up a different hole every day, he’s a machine the Jizinator

by Lord Gannet V April 27, 2022

rim the ched

When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.

I keep the same pants on for longer just to see the face she pulls when she has to rim the ched.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

smegladyte

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

by Lord Gannet V March 02, 2020

recluse bolt hole

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.

I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022