Definitions by Lord Gannet V

Jizinator 

The Jizinator 2000

He blows his muck up a different hole every day, he’s a machine the Jizinator

Jizinator by Lord Gannet V April 26, 2022

Spunk merchant 

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

Spunk merchant by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

decsquential 

Decent and quintessential

Check out the tits and arse on that!
There decsquential

decsquential by Lord Gannet V January 4, 2021

rim the ched

When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.

I keep the same pants on for longer just to see the face she pulls when she has to rim the ched.

rim the ched by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

smeg tip by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

birds eye viewing 

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

birds eye viewing by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

recluse bolt hole 

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.

I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.

recluse bolt hole by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020