The PINNACLE of the drunkenness scale, far more than ‘drunk’ and certainly levels higher than ‘wasted’
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk…
The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk…
The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are
‘I want to get well and truly fuckfaced tonight’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’
by Lord Andreas II September 4, 2021
Get the Fuckfacedmug. An abbreviation for autistic given to people who lack common sense and are probably missing chromosomes.
by Lord Andreas II December 11, 2019
Get the Autmug. A double entendre, referring to a person you enjoy sleeping with, but would never be seen outside with.
Slippers feel cozy inside, but you wouldn’t be seen outside in them.
You get it?
Slippers feel cozy inside, but you wouldn’t be seen outside in them.
You get it?
Will: Is Jakub bringing that girl out with us tonight?
Dopinder: nah, she’s a slipper
Dre: I’m going to a chicks house after work
Shane: which one?
Dre: the Slipper
Kubz: I saw Aaron out with a slipper last night
Ryan: what did he do when he saw you?
Kubz: he started running
Dopinder: nah, she’s a slipper
Dre: I’m going to a chicks house after work
Shane: which one?
Dre: the Slipper
Kubz: I saw Aaron out with a slipper last night
Ryan: what did he do when he saw you?
Kubz: he started running
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
Get the Slippermug. A subtle word of acknowledgment amongst alphas in the English language, used to abbreviate words such as ‘yes, alright, okay, sure etc.’ to show a sign of agreement.
The higher the pitch of which the word ‘Chent’ is said, indicates how much the person agrees with the original statement.
The higher the pitch of which the word ‘Chent’ is said, indicates how much the person agrees with the original statement.
Josh: Dre, can you pass me the whiskey?
Dre: Chent
Ross: Chris, are you coming to the club with William?
Chris: **highly pitched** Chent
Dre: Chent
Ross: Chris, are you coming to the club with William?
Chris: **highly pitched** Chent
by Lord Andreas II January 18, 2025
Get the Chentmug. A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.
Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it
Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it
Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
Wilson: it’s miles off it
Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it
Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
Get the Miles off itmug. The true plural of ‘toothbrush’. Logically, in the queens English. This makes the most sense.
‘Toothbrushes’ sounds forced, and just saying ‘Toothbrush’ doesn’t work in a plural sentence.
Platoipi
Octopi
Toothbri
‘Toothbrushes’ sounds forced, and just saying ‘Toothbrush’ doesn’t work in a plural sentence.
Platoipi
Octopi
Toothbri
Liam: Have you seen the Toothbri?
TK: yeah, they are in the bathroom
Tom: do you need me to put anything in the suitcase?
Andreas: Just bring toothbri
TK: yeah, they are in the bathroom
Tom: do you need me to put anything in the suitcase?
Andreas: Just bring toothbri
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
Get the Toothbrimug. UK based slang, inspired by the cartoon character ‘Noddy’ due to the resemblance in rapid back and forth head movements.
Often used as a polite way of telling people that you received head, but can also be used as a polite way of requesting head.
Often used as a polite way of telling people that you received head, but can also be used as a polite way of requesting head.
by Lord Andreas II July 8, 2021
Get the Noddymug.