LongJohnJohn's definitions

Fuck outta here

And go to the

MEGA GAY ZONE

I said fuck outta here
And go to the
MEGA GAY ZONE

by LongJohnJohn October 13, 2020

school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Cliff

Cliffs are great for viewing and for jumping off of. That’s it, nothing else.

Cliff fun haha

by LongJohnJohn September 17, 2020

chrissy columbian

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Abrham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln was arguably one of the best presidents we had. He led the Union (blue) into battle versus the Confederates (Grey/White) and won, Thus ending slavery. Not only that, He also made America a great nation.

Abrham Lincoln was a intentional typo so that the “This definition has already been taken!” bs. I mean honestly, Why the hell is there a sexual move that’s called Aberham Lincoln? Just what the fuck.

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

The

The

The

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020