Stingy Nut

When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
"I didn't feel like wasting my time with her, so I gave her a stingy nut."
by Long Island August 14, 2004
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Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."
by Long Island August 14, 2004
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Long Island

the best place in the world. to everyone else who talks trash about it seriously you're just jealous get over it we have money, nice cars, clothes and houses, and yea our dad's are rich and its their money so just stop being jealous of us get over it
Long Island is an island next to NYC with the best beaches and people in the world.
by long island March 19, 2005
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The Fish Eye

From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.
I was surprised when kelly winked the fish eye at me.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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Gobstopper

With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.
"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."
by Long Island August 14, 2004
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The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."
by Long Island August 14, 2004
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Dirty Swirly

While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.
"Leslie hasn't talked to me in a week after i gave her a dirty swirly."
by Long Island August 15, 2004
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