A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.
Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?
Bill: damn I forgot
Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man
Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
Bill: damn I forgot
Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man
Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 05, 2021
When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”
by Long Horse Short Walk October 07, 2021
When you see something so incredibly cringe that your penis inverts and injects into your pelvis while while cumming. Basically a reverse ejaculation.
Bob: hey have you seen that Rebecca Black Friday song?
Jim: yeah man I injeculated the moment I saw it.
Jim: yeah man I injeculated the moment I saw it.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 29, 2021
by Long Horse Short Walk February 02, 2022
the art of collecting supplies for your magnum opus artistic endeavour, typically mastered by english aristocracy
by Long Horse Short Walk February 10, 2022