Long w e e n boi's definitions

Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Gay Men

When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.

Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Head

Something gay men do to each other during slumber parties. They will get down on their knees and commit the deed.

Lesbian Lary gave head to Joe Mama.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Student

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Slumber Party

When a group of lezbian girls get together and have a "sleepover". Usually, their parents can tell if there is a slumber party going on upstairs because the whole house is vibrating because of the 28 6.9 inch vibrators that were simultaneously turned on.

Yuri and Ligma had a lesbian slumber party last night because their parents were not home.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019