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Depression

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The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.
Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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Something gay men do to each other during slumber parties. They will get down on their knees and commit the deed.
Lesbian Lary gave head to Joe Mama.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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6.9 Inch Vibrator

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In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.
Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.
by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019
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Squeaker

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A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.
The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"
by Long w e e n boi November 7, 2019
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