Urmumgae

A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.

Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Gay Men

When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.

Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Drop the Soap

When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.

Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

6.9 Inch Vibrator

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.

Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019