Definitions by Long w e e n boi

Urmumgae 

A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.

Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.

Urmumgae by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Student 

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

Student by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Schlong 

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

Schlong by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Drop the Soap 

When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.

Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.

Drop the Soap by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Slumber Party 

When a group of lezbian girls get together and have a "sleepover". Usually, their parents can tell if there is a slumber party going on upstairs because the whole house is vibrating because of the 28 6.9 inch vibrators that were simultaneously turned on.

Yuri and Ligma had a lesbian slumber party last night because their parents were not home.

Slumber Party by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Depression 

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

Depression by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Head

Something gay men do to each other during slumber parties. They will get down on their knees and commit the deed.

Lesbian Lary gave head to Joe Mama.

Head by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019