Definitions by Long w e e n boi
Fucked My Own Ass
1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
Fucked My Own Ass by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Urmumgae
A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.
Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.
Urmumgae by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Student
An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world
The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.
Student by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Gay Men
When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.
Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*
Gay Men by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Drop the Soap
When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.
Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.
Drop the Soap by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Schlong
Schlong by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Slumber Party
When a group of lezbian girls get together and have a "sleepover". Usually, their parents can tell if there is a slumber party going on upstairs because the whole house is vibrating because of the 28 6.9 inch vibrators that were simultaneously turned on.
Slumber Party by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019