Long w e e n boi's definitions

Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Student

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Head

Something gay men do to each other during slumber parties. They will get down on their knees and commit the deed.

Lesbian Lary gave head to Joe Mama.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Gay Men

When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.

Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

6.9 Inch Vibrator

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.

Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Squeaker

A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.

The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"

by Long w e e n boi November 7, 2019

Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.

While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019