Lonestar's definitions

stfuysdr

Shut the fuck up, you stupid damn retard

n00b: He's Cheating!
LoneStar: stfuysdr

by LoneStar July 9, 2002

invisible hand

A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.

DUDE!!!! last night i gave myself the invisible hand....it was sooooo awesome.

by lonestar June 7, 2004

fattyboombatty

The biggest of all blunts or a big girl one would like to poke

1. Yo man twist up another fatty boom batty bulnt!
2. Maaannn, last night I needed to get some and there was no one but a fatty boom batty

by lonestar July 28, 2004

pork trap

A term used to refer to someones mouth. Usually in a rude manner

Shut yer pork trap before I kick you in the puss

by lonestar May 27, 2004

aphrodite

1. Greek goddess of love
2. The baddest fucking DJ ever known to mankind

I saw Aphrodite this past weekend and it was killer.

by lonestar June 1, 2004

ratchet jaw

When you eat a chicks pussy for so long that your jaw gets locked and feels like turning a ratchet

Man, it too that chick so long to cum last night i got ratchet jaw

by lonestar June 1, 2004

HAC

Hot Asian Chick

Goddam that ice skater is a HAC

by LoneStar July 9, 2002