Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.
"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"
by Logan February 10, 2004
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metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.
"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."
by Logan January 24, 2005
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farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."
by Logan May 15, 2005
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kolachode

A kolache that is misshapen or deform
Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.
by Logan March 27, 2005
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splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.
So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.
by Logan March 27, 2005
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Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.
Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"
by Logan May 24, 2003
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baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna
Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.
by Logan June 19, 2006
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