Logan's definitions

totays

A magnificent set of breasts. Very round, but not porn-star huge. Usually around the C-Cup range.

David Chappele: Katie has some nice tottays.

by Logan October 3, 2004

cocksmith

Someone who is a good at being a dick

You are such a cock smith.

by Logan October 24, 2004

Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

by Logan October 29, 2004

Bill Clinton

Got shit done. Caught a little head balanced the stupid fuckin budget, it aint no thang.

Got shit done. Caught a little head balanced the stupid fuckin budget, it aint no thang...

by Logan March 9, 2007

Ballsack

To say goodbye or fairwell. Or to end a phone conversation.

Bob says "well I have to get going, ballsack"

Tom says "Ballsack"

by logan December 21, 2003

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

by logan December 21, 2003