Logan's definitions

Wizzel

a wanna be gangster normally white

That wigger is so white you couldn't see him in the day!

by Logan January 13, 2005

blitz

A massive E-assault using AIM's warn feature, sending their warn level to 100% and rendering their screen name useless for a time.

A successful blitz can use as few as three people (or screen names) and be over in a matter of seconds.

No longer works due to upgrades in the system.

James was acting like a faggot so he got blitzed to 100%.

by Logan January 2, 2005

napolean dynamite

the best frickin movie ever made gosh

every other movie sucks compaired to this one

by logan January 2, 2005

grappler

Someone who listens to a band solely based on who they think is popular at the time -- essentially "grappling" onto the popular band. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a relpaarg.

James listens to Nickleback because they are high on the billboard charts, thinking this will make him look "cool" in front of friends. He is a grappler.

by Logan December 18, 2004

relpaarg

Someone who listens to indie, or otherwise obscure music, solely to appear trendy and out of the mainstream. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a grappler.

James listens to My Bloody Valentine only because he thinks they are obscure. He is a relpaarg.

by Logan December 18, 2004

Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

by Logan October 29, 2004

cocksmith

Someone who is a good at being a dick

You are such a cock smith.

by Logan October 24, 2004