LoKi's definitions

Loki

Braavosi is the only one here who really is right. Loki is pronounced as "low-key" or, by some people, "low-kye."

Never is it pronounced "fuckwit."

by Loki July 19, 2003

Nugget

a small morsel of fecal matter. not big enough to be a log.

man, i took a dump and i layed 3 logs and 6 nuggets. it hurt, but i feel better now.

by loki October 1, 2004

safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

by loki September 27, 2005

tragic

Being a virgin until your 40.

God, I hope it doesn't happen to me...

by Loki July 16, 2003

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

by Loki May 26, 2003

Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

by Loki April 8, 2005

rasputin

A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.

They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.

by Loki July 3, 2003