LoKi's definitions

Jaizume

Jism, said with a french accent.

I covered that ho in my jaizume last nigh. It was hot.

by Loki October 7, 2003

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

Tard Bucket

Someone very stupid or goofy. Usually acting out in ways that show they are oblivious to their issues, problems, retardation, sillyness or character.

Loki is such an effing tard bucket!

by Loki June 19, 2006

loki

An alternate spelling of the term 'low key' meaning a person who keeps things on the low so no one knows.

This man is loki, ain't no one gonna know something he knows.

by Loki February 17, 2005

word

What retards who don't understand that by writing word they mean you put the WORD in the BRACKETS!

Stupid people need to be filtered out of the human gene pool.

by Loki July 16, 2003

sambuka

An alias of Loki. Used usually with demons or cushman morons.

Ubeldaemon: ... are you Loki?
Loki: Of course not! It's me, Sambuka!
Ubeldaemon: Oh! Sambuka! I'd recognise you anywhere!
Loki: *grin*

by Loki January 14, 2004