LoKi's definitions

Loki

Braavosi is the only one here who really is right. Loki is pronounced as "low-key" or, by some people, "low-kye."

Never is it pronounced "fuckwit."

by Loki July 19, 2003

safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

by loki September 27, 2005

Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.

Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.

by Loki June 10, 2003

system of a down

metal band (yes, they are metal) known for singing about politics, though they sing about a lot of other stuff too. some of their songs do not have a definate meaning and are open for interpretation. some of them might be about nothing. system takes a lot of heat for singing about the war and the problems in america, when a lot of other bands do the same (and only to follow suit on the trend that hating America has become). SOAD is a band with convictions, talent and honest beliefs that they share with their fans in their songs, and they are generally well-liked. usually the only people who are offended by system of a down are rednecks and overzealous conservatives.

I love system of a down and own all of their albums.

by loki August 25, 2004

flash mob

A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings.

The flash mob made chicken noises, confusing others around them.

by Loki August 12, 2003

rasputin

A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.

They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.

by Loki July 3, 2003

Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

by Loki April 8, 2005