LoKi's definitions

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

pwnd

pwned is just a word "invented" by some g33k who didn't know teh difference between teh o and teh p,
what he actually tried to write was owned but instead wrote pwned, that's how teh word pwned wuz "invented"
case closed

owned <=> pwned o and p is next to each other on teh keyboard

by LoKi March 5, 2004

Effing

Used in place of the f-bomb. Also "Effed" and "Eff"

"You Effing dolt!" or "Thats so effed up" or "Eff that!"

by Loki June 19, 2006

aliens

1. In terrestrial terms, those who come from another country, a.k.a. immigrant.

2. Usually refers to any being that isn't from the planet earth, a.k.a. extraterrestrials (E.T.)

by Loki August 4, 2003

Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.

Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.

by Loki June 10, 2003

PWP

An acronym for "plot? what plot?".
A category of fanfiction, PWP is used to connote a story whose main purpose is erotic stimulation, i.e., pornography.

Warning: this story is nothing more than a little PWP. ^_^

by Loki September 4, 2005