Liz's definitions

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

horky

adj. the way someone behaves when they have a stick up their butt. a state of irritation, very often over a small matter.

"Dude, I told her she was way off on the symbolism of Gatsby's car and she got all horky on me."

by Liz February 25, 2004

Candy Shop

A whore house. A place for men (or women) ;) to go to find hott girls and hott sex, too. Example: In 50 Cent's Candy Shop video.

"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll letcha lick the lolly pop..." Where "candy shop" is the whore house, and "lolly pop" is his "place".

by Liz May 13, 2005

sneak attack

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.

by Liz May 15, 2003

school

a government endoresed way of slavery

Also see slavery

I'm SO EXCITED to go to school!!

by Liz January 4, 2004

boched

A word used to describe a shitty situation or a shitty thing. Derived from Urban Canada.

ie. if yo woman's been two timin you, "Damn Cuz, daz botched up!"

by liz January 31, 2005

jiffin

found by freak accident at a game of scrabble.. meaning: really cool, class, mint etc

not to be confused with jaffa... which is however a really nice biscuit thing

wow your cartwheel was jiffin!

by liz August 4, 2004