Liz's definitions

creeping

when a man is trying to go after someone who is takin'.

Man that guy is creepin on your girl

by Liz July 27, 2003

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 1, 2005

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Bye Bye Arms

the back of your upper arms that keep swinging after your doe waving good bye becuase they are so fat & n muscle is there

"I hate My Bye Bye Arms"

by Liz March 26, 2004

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

sniggles

a cigarette

Please hand me a sniggles

by Liz October 19, 2003