Liz's definitions

The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

by Liz February 14, 2005

whgoga

in chatrooms, stands for white hot girl on girl action.

I saw some whgoga last night.

by liz February 13, 2005

quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

by Liz February 3, 2005

Bizard

Another name for Liz, spawning from the nickname Lizard. Applies to someone who is goofy and carefree.

Have you met my friend Bizard?
Oh, Bizard, you silly girl!

by Liz February 2, 2005

Cincinnati

The "Queen City" of Ohio, Cincinnati is an awesome place to live and visit. Let's list the perks, shall we: Oktoberfest in the fall, Tall Stacks in the spring, Riverfest on Labor Day, Party in the Park all summer long, Reds, Bengals, Riverbend concerts, Kings Island, The Beach Waterpark (largest in the midwest), Main Street bars, Mt. Adams hilltop drinkin, etc. We also have the Newport/Covington side of the river, which is constantly improving, and is a blast to hang out at. Newport on the Levy, the Waterfront, and Main Strasse German Village are all so much fun to visit. Despite what people who are not from cincinnati say, our chili is the shit!! Not only that, but Graeter's ice cream...it is the best ice cream you'll ever have the pleasure of eating. Also, business is booming here. P&G, which is headquartered in Cincy, just merged with Gillete, making it the largest consumer products company in the world! Although our city may not be the most liberal, or the most racially diverse, the situation could be much worse. Overall, Cincinnati is a beautiful, entertaining city and a great place to live. Don't hate on us!!

Cincinnati is the best city in Ohio. Far better than the industrial ghetto shithole to the North...Cleveland. Yuck.

by Liz February 2, 2005

boched

A word used to describe a shitty situation or a shitty thing. Derived from Urban Canada.

ie. if yo woman's been two timin you, "Damn Cuz, daz botched up!"

by liz January 31, 2005

fightstar

Charlie Simspon from Busted's other band that he's leaving Busted to go to. Fightstar are much more rock than Busted and they are totally wicked.

Can't remeber the name of the song cos the names weird or maybe I'm having a mental block. I dunno

by Liz January 30, 2005