Liz's definitions

runt bag

1) a vagina, cooch
2) a bag of fruit, homosexual

Hey, your runt bag smells.

by Liz January 11, 2004

Candy Shop

A whore house. A place for men (or women) ;) to go to find hott girls and hott sex, too. Example: In 50 Cent's Candy Shop video.

"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll letcha lick the lolly pop..." Where "candy shop" is the whore house, and "lolly pop" is his "place".

by Liz May 13, 2005

horky

adj. the way someone behaves when they have a stick up their butt. a state of irritation, very often over a small matter.

"Dude, I told her she was way off on the symbolism of Gatsby's car and she got all horky on me."

by Liz February 25, 2004

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

sniggles

a cigarette

Please hand me a sniggles

by Liz October 19, 2003

pittle

pittle : to poo. to take a dump.

i ate too many beans, and took a mean ass pittle.

by liz June 10, 2004

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 1, 2005