horky

adj. the way someone behaves when they have a stick up their butt. a state of irritation, very often over a small matter.

"Dude, I told her she was way off on the symbolism of Gatsby's car and she got all horky on me."

by Liz February 25, 2004

Candy Shop

A whore house. A place for men (or women) ;) to go to find hott girls and hott sex, too. Example: In 50 Cent's Candy Shop video.

"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll letcha lick the lolly pop..." Where "candy shop" is the whore house, and "lolly pop" is his "place".

by Liz May 13, 2005

creeping

when a man is trying to go after someone who is takin'.

Man that guy is creepin on your girl

by Liz July 27, 2003

cynical

does not trust human nature

amanda- why do u have to be so cynical?

by liz November 09, 2003

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 06, 2005

proper spelling

Not looking like an idiot when one is typing. Being able to spell out words correctly.

God you're and idiot! You can't even spell

by Liz March 05, 2004

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 01, 2005