Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.
When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Get the Confederate flag mug.Apprenticeship to becoming a real republican. Kids learn to bully, shoot guns all day, and cut homeschooling classes to fuck their sisters. When they turn 18 they register with the GOP and elect a trumptard.
Teacher: "Billy Bob! Why are you carrying a gun and chasing your sister like you want to rape her?!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 19, 2018
Get the Prepublican mug." How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 09, 2018
Get the Trumpian mug.Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.
Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018
Get the Cage Fed Critters mug.Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Get the Forrest Trump mug.Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 09, 2018
Get the Impeach cobbler mug.The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.
Donnie Trump loved the Surrender Summit. He got to betray his country and his rectum still had that warm, tingly feeling from when his bae Putin bent him over and ripped him.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 20, 2018
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