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Definitions by Littlehandsdonniedotard

The 45th president of the United States.
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

Trumpian 

Pertaining to extreme racism, ignorance, obesity,and tomfoolery.
" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"

" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".

"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."

Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."

Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"

Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".

Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"

Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".

Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"

Impeach cobbler 

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

Fake news 

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.

Border wall 

Imaginary wall between the United States and Mexico, supposedly being paid for by Mexico. It's how donnie trump trolls his supporters on a daily basis.
Donnie Trump:"What are we gonna build?"

Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"

Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"

Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"

Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"

blue wave 

Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.
" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"

" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."