Littlehandsdonniedotard's definitions
Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
Get the Impeach cobblermug. Imaginary wall between the United States and Mexico, supposedly being paid for by Mexico. It's how donnie trump trolls his supporters on a daily basis.
Donnie Trump:"What are we gonna build?"
Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"
Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"
Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"
Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"
Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"
Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"
Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"
Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018
Get the Border wallmug. Name originally given to brain-dead Donald Trump zombies, it now refers to any republican hypocrite who gets all his guidance from Fox news and the bible.
"Did you hear that Billy Bob got his sister AND his youngest daughter pregnant at the same time?"
"Wasn't his wife pissed?"
"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."
"Wasn't his wife pissed?"
"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 17, 2018
Get the trumptardmug. Apprenticeship to becoming a real republican. Kids learn to bully, shoot guns all day, and cut homeschooling classes to fuck their sisters. When they turn 18 they register with the GOP and elect a trumptard.
Teacher: "Billy Bob! Why are you carrying a gun and chasing your sister like you want to rape her?!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 19, 2018
Get the Prepublicanmug. Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.
Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018
Get the Cage Fed Crittersmug. Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.
" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Get the blue wavemug. Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.
Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Get the Trumporrhoidsmug.