Definitions by Littlehandsdonniedotard
Putin
The 45th president of the United States.
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.
Putin by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
Trumpian
" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
Trumpian by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
Dotard
Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
Dotard by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
Impeach cobbler
Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
Impeach cobbler by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
Fake news
The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
Fake news by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
Border wall
Imaginary wall between the United States and Mexico, supposedly being paid for by Mexico. It's how donnie trump trolls his supporters on a daily basis.
Donnie Trump:"What are we gonna build?"
Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"
Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"
Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"
Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"
Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"
Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"
Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"
Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"
Border wall by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018
blue wave
Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.
" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
blue wave by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018