Name originally given to brain-dead Donald Trump zombies, it now refers to any republican hypocrite who gets all his guidance from Fox news and the bible.
"Did you hear that Billy Bob got his sister AND his youngest daughter pregnant at the same time?"
"Wasn't his wife pissed?"
"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."
"Wasn't his wife pissed?"
"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 18, 2018
A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"
"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"
"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"
"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 22, 2018
The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.
Donnie Trump loved the Surrender Summit. He got to betray his country and his rectum still had that warm, tingly feeling from when his bae Putin bent him over and ripped him.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 21, 2018
Donnie Trumps Big Mac was not only delicious, it was Manafortified. After his campaign manager flipped, and ratted him out, Donnie had to choke down the betrayal, disappointment and old man sperm with his two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard September 14, 2018
Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 09, 2018
The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018