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Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005
Get the sooty and sweep mug.Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'
by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 13, 2005
Get the Moo Poo mug.In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
Get the Shit-Hawk Snooker mug.Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 26, 2005
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Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short
Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short
I just crammed all my revising for the year in one day - I know have a bad case of 'spaghetti brain.'
I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.
I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005
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I have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.
I have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 9, 2005
Get the crazy frog mug.Mrs Smith took some space cakes to her local church coffee morning and the whole congregation was as stoned as a rats arse
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 31, 2005
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