treacled

To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place
Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005
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abba

Popular beat combo of the mid seventies. The girls divided themselves as cute, blonde and bonkable (Agnetha), the other one as the troll with the Nazi father (AnniFrid). Guys were hairy and they all used to play their gigs in their jim jams (silk pyjamas on stage were allll the rage on stage in the seventies dahhhhling)

Joking apart, they were a cool band and I think its a shame that Anna walled herself up from the public for the past 17 years.
*Sung in falsetto voice*
One of them is ugly
One of them is cute
One of them you'd love to see
In their birthday suit........
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 28, 2005
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oatmeal life

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005
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sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show
Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005
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crazy frog

Jamster ringtone used as a chav mating call.

I have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.
Ba - ding - ding - erggghhhhharghhhhh!!!

Sorted
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 09, 2005
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Space Cakes

Cookie/brownie crammed full of dope
Mrs Smith took some space cakes to her local church coffee morning and the whole congregation was as stoned as a rats arse
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 31, 2005
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spaghetti brain

A state of mind where you are suffering from information overload or are in such a confused emotional state that you cant think straight

Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short
I just crammed all my revising for the year in one day - I know have a bad case of 'spaghetti brain.'

I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005
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