karked

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 05, 2005

No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 26, 2005

magical trevor

Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans

Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....

* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 11, 2005

sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 08, 2005

Moo Poo

The polite way of saying bullshit

Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 30, 2005

crazy frog

Jamster ringtone used as a chav mating call.

I have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.

Ba - ding - ding - erggghhhhharghhhhh!!!

Sorted

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 02, 2005

treacled

To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place

Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 07, 2005