Little Miss Mayonnaise's definitions

No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005

karked

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005

icq

Crappy Internet Relay Chat service where you are continually bombarded by cigarette sellers, adverts for increasing yr tit/penis size, turkish pervs with their trollies down and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain

Where the friendless go to die...

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005

oatmeal life

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

abba

Popular beat combo of the mid seventies. The girls divided themselves as cute, blonde and bonkable (Agnetha), the other one as the troll with the Nazi father (AnniFrid). Guys were hairy and they all used to play their gigs in their jim jams (silk pyjamas on stage were allll the rage on stage in the seventies dahhhhling)

Joking apart, they were a cool band and I think its a shame that Anna walled herself up from the public for the past 17 years.

*Sung in falsetto voice*
One of them is ugly
One of them is cute
One of them you'd love to see
In their birthday suit........

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 28, 2005

treacled

To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place

Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005

Bare butt boogie

To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it

Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 8, 2005