No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005

Bare butt boogie

To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it

Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 08, 2005

magical trevor

Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans

Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....

* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 26, 2005

oatmeal life

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

treacled

To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place

Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005

McFlurry

To have constipation then diarrhoea all at one

Hhhhhhhhhh(straining)nnnnnnnnMc.......(relieved sigh)flurry (accompanied with self satisfied smirk)

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005

icq

Crappy Internet Relay Chat service where you are continually bombarded by cigarette sellers, adverts for increasing yr tit/penis size, turkish pervs with their trollies down and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain

Where the friendless go to die...

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005