Lisa's definitions

Honey babeometer

A girl that is a vivacious, young bird that also likes to be a girl banger.

Hey Honey babeometer, did you make Nookeridge Farms last night?

by Lisa January 9, 2004

bowcat

A person who licks clit or sucks dick.

'I ain't a bowcat,I don't like the smell.'

by Lisa January 13, 2004

inverted dick

when the dick rejects the pussy.

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

ear humping

when the penis is inserted or projected (whichever your preference)into the ear in a sexual manner.

when all other cavities have been covered (including nose) in a sexual manner, this is an alternative.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

pussy squirt

when the pussy projects cum (orgasm).

when THE CUM BURSTS out the pussy in a squirting manner.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

prittyfulishness

very very very very very very very pretty

That shirt is prittyfulishness.

by lisa January 15, 2004

doppelbanger

realizing after the fact that you've just had sex with someone you'd slept with before... a sexual doppelganger

Samantha on Sex & the City once said to a man, mid-fuck, "Wait, a minute... I've fucked you before!"

That's a doppelbanger.

by Lisa January 30, 2004