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event horizon

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape
If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.
by Linux System Message March 26, 2004
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DPS

The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.
by Linux System Message November 24, 2004
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powerman 5000

The best band in the History of the world.
#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.
by Linux System Message March 29, 2004
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Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.
Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.
by Linux System Message March 29, 2004
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University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.
If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6
by Linux System Message November 13, 2004
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Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!
by Linux System Message March 19, 2004
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Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
by Linux System Message October 17, 2004
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