Linux System Message's definitions

super bowl

The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?

English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.

by Linux System Message April 6, 2004

University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004

Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

by Linux System Message March 19, 2004

Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood

by Linux System Message October 17, 2004

Indianapolis Colts

An awesome team that will make it to a Super Bowl under Manning.

The Colts had the #10 defense in 03', and just to compare NE was #7 and Carolina was #8.

by Linux System Message March 30, 2004

Ravens

A team that could be coached by a 2 year old that know the words "run it".

Billick: Ok heres what were going to do on this play, we're going to run the ball. As a matter of fact why don't we just run the ball every single time?

by Linux System Message April 3, 2004

h2

According to FUH2.com:

The H2 is "the ultimate poseur vehicle", "a gas guzzler", "a polluter", "a death machine", and "a tax loophole"

Anyone who drives a Hummer is compensating for somthing. Excluding Bam Margera who got paid to drive one in "Viva la Bam" by the Hummer company.

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004