Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood

by Linux System Message October 17, 2004

Ravens

A team that could be coached by a 2 year old that know the words "run it".

Billick: Ok heres what were going to do on this play, we're going to run the ball. As a matter of fact why don't we just run the ball every single time?

by Linux System Message April 3, 2004

University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004

Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

by Linux System Message March 19, 2004

the south

Any area in the US where the word "Y'all" is used by anyone.

If your an Atheist don't move to the south, they hate us here.

by Linux System Message April 14, 2004

detroit

Hometown of:
-The second worst Baseball team ever
(Seconded to the 62' mets)
-One of the 3 worst NFL teams ever
(The other 2 being Arizona/St. Louis
Cardinals and the New Orleans Saints)
-A shitty Basketball team that is doing OK right now.
AND
-THE BEST FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM TO EVER PUT ON SKATES!

The wings are the greeetes!

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

Raiders

An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.

49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!

by Linux System Message April 3, 2004