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Definitions by Linton

Somebody who acts in a way that makes no sense to you.

In modern U.S.-originated global culture, the term is mostly used by jocks to refer to brainiacs, but in mid-Twentieth century Britain, a nerd was more usually someone who acted foolishly or recklessly, without considering the consequences, or was simply clumsy.

Consider: A student sits in the library studying hard for an important exam tommorrow. Her fun-loving soon-to-be burger flipper classmate lounges about on the grass outside soaking up some rays. Each looks through the window at the other and declares "What a nerd!"

Nerd can be used as an affectionate put-down among friends, usually indicating foolishness, or as a calculated insult, where it's meaning is somewhere between loser and geek.
What a total nerd! You wouldn't catch me doing that!
nerd by Linton October 15, 2006

what-what? 

Very old-fasioned upper-class British expression seeking agreement with whatever you've just said. Similar to "don't you think?"
She's a fine piece of totty, what-what?
what-what? by Linton February 16, 2004
Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.
jocks by Linton November 6, 2003
Term of mild disrespect used to describe bright, studious people, such as scientists, chess-players or spelling bee champions. Plural of brainiac. Synonymous with certain usages of brain, geek, nerd etc.
Only brainiacs hang out at the library for fun.
brainiacs by Linton November 6, 2003

burger flipper 

Somebody who works in a fast-food outlet flipping hamburgers, possibly lacking the ability to do anything much more mentally taxing. Also loosely applied to other unqualified, unmotivated workers who come into contact with customers. Anybody who is forced to talk to the public while wearing a baseball cap bearing the company logo (and who is not a baseball player) probably qualifies.
I wanted a cup of hot coffee, but the burger flipper behind the counter said they only sell cold coffee now, in case people sue.
burger flipper by Linton November 6, 2003
Misspelling of Al Jazeera, the major arabic news broadcaster.
More arabs get their news from Al Jazeera than any other source.
Al Jazera by Linton November 6, 2003

braindead 

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".
You dented my car, you braindead fuck!
braindead by Linton July 11, 2003