Link's definitions

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

It owns you.

Maddox is Ruler of the Universe, and you know it.

by Link June 25, 2004

HEY

Another one of Lil' Jon's popular catchphrases that he says in songs that feature him. This is the lesser known one. The other three are YEAH, OKAY, and WHAT?!.

Lil' Jon: HEY! yeah... OKAY-OKAY-OKay...!
Usher: Yeah-eah-eah-eah!

by Link January 23, 2005

Trendy

A 'Trendy' is a person that wears the same as his/her ten mates.
For the male this normally involves slip on shoes, tight jeans and a shirt normally in a pastel shade or resembling your nans table cloth. His friend will be wearing the same but maybe a different coloured shirt if they are feeling adventurous.
They enjoy going into town on a saturday night to get drunk and then pick a fight with anyone on the way home.
The female, wearing various FCUK items, and looking like someone from Pop Idol, like her male counterparts, is often quite 'slutty' and brash and enjoys sex in alley ways.

Normally they have no individuality and the IQ of a Limpet with mental problems.

Person A: Look! There's a trendy who stands out from his mates.

Person B: Jesus H Christ!

by Link December 8, 2004

Axion

The elite counter-strike clan found in #axion-team who has that 1337 haxor simple who pwns them bones.

"Yo son we played Axion today and they whipped the shit out of us 20-4" - citn -:- BuDDaH

by link May 27, 2003

Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult

"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"

by Link December 8, 2004