LingDanc803's definitions

Ay mi universo

This is a non-religious, agnostic, atheist phrase to express "Oh my God" in Spanish, but replacing "God" with "Universe" instead, so "Oh my Universe", or, "My Universe!". Sometime it is said as "Ay universo mío!

Esta es una frase no religiosa, agnóstica y atea para expresar "Oh Dios mío" en español, pero reemplazando "Dios" por "Universo", entonces "Ay mi universo", o "¡Mi Universo!". Alguna vez se dice como "¡Ay universo mío!

¡Ay mi universo! ¿Qué la puta verga fue eso...?

Ay mi universo... No no no.....

Ay mi universo... ¿¡qué carajo me dijiste!?

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

Delusional ditzball

This is a term to refer to someone who is completely nuts, ditzy, and has no real sense of reality. Whether they are mentally ill or not, this is the term to use!

Am I a delusional ditzball for thinking he’s 🏳️ 🌈 after all?

My delusional ditzball coworker thinks that bureaucracy doesn’t exist in higher education!

by LingDanc803 December 14, 2022

excefuckingllent

The combination of fucking excellent.

That was truly excefuckingllent.

Excefuckingllent job!

by LingDanc803 May 31, 2023

Problefection

The combination of the worlds “problematic” and “perfection” to denote someone or something that is problematically perfect or perfectly problematic.

My friend is full of controversy and hypocrisy that I would say she is *chef’s kiss 🤌* problefection.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2022

👁️🫦👁️

An alternative to “👁️👄👁️”, except it’s a bit spicier, kinkier, hornier, more wild, etc. Whack? In heat? Sexually frustrated? Who knows?

You’re so fucking hot

👁️🫦👁️

Come over
👁️🫦👁️

Cum
👁️🫦👁️

Fuck me right
👁️🫦👁️

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

KISS

An acronym which means "Keep it simple, stupid!"

This document is too complicated, KISS!!!!

I am so confused so I am going to need you to KISS!

by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023

FTLOTU

A non-religious, secular, atheist-friendly way of expressing "For the love of the universe" (instead of "For the love of God/FTLOG).

FTLOTU, will you STFU!?

Silence your phone FTLOTU!!!!

FTLOTU, do not speak to me like that ever again!

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023