Definitions by Lil Traumatized

pre christmas 

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

pre christmas by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019

conservatool 

A person who is ride or die for Donald Trump since day one, they will usually say they’re not racist but we all know people who have to say that are. They won’t listen to any opinions but their own and get offended any time someone brings up human rights. Pretty much the conservative version of a Libtard.

Yo ever since the election started Josh has been such a conservatool, he won’t stop talking about building a wall

conservatool by Lil Traumatized September 30, 2019

Bottomless Pinocchio 

When you aren’t wearing pants and your erection is activated by a cool breeze or a draft.

That draft felt nice on my shlong, it gave me a Bottomless Pinocchio. Thank god no one was there to see it.

Bottomless Pinocchio by Lil Traumatized September 16, 2019

sony pictures

See cunt. A greedy cumstain of a company who gives no shits about the fans and only about holding Spider-Man hostage.

Sony Pictures just ruined another Spider-Man franchise.

sony pictures by Lil Traumatized August 21, 2019

Dooping

The act of ingesting L.S.D. through the bunghole.

"Judge Kavanaugh, it says here on your calendar that you were, 'dooping'? What is dooping judge?"

"Uh.... It's a drinking game...?"

Dooping by Lil Traumatized March 14, 2019

Doop 

The act of ingesting L.S.D. through the bunghole.

"Brett dooped so hard last night that he was seeing the next dimension."

Doop by Lil Traumatized March 14, 2019

Ridgefield High School 

Placed conveniently in the most boring town in Connecticut, this public high school is the breeding ground for rich douche canoes in salmon-colored shorts. Everyone drives a Jeep Wrangler with elevated tires to compensate for their tiny schlongs. I hope you like racism, because it's everywhere. The only plus is you can find a good spot to smoke weed in the bathroom.

"I go to Ridgefield High School."
"Wow, so you probably applied to Elon?"

Ridgefield High School by Lil Traumatized February 19, 2019