Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 06, 2005

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 03, 2004

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007

jock

an athlete(see also (superjock and jock strap)

Judging by his outfit,I think he may have been a jock.

by Light Joker January 14, 2005

savvy

1. to understand something

2. knowledge

3. knowledgeable
(from spanish, Sabe, he knows)

I don't think you are as savvy on the subject as I am.

by Light Joker April 09, 2007