Light joker's definitions

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

lead poisining

death from a gun shot(jocular)

My friend said his uncle died of lead poisining. However, I did not think that he told the whole truth.

by Light Joker December 25, 2004

all-nighter

a study session or any other activity that lasts all night

That all-nighter left me exhausted. I didn't get a minute of sleep.

by Light Joker May 19, 2006

bombshell

an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning

in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.

by Light Joker December 1, 2006

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006