Light joker's definitions

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

tweak

1. to adjust slightly

2. to adjust a computer program slightly

They tweaked the game to fix a glitch.

by Light Joker September 2, 2007

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

vent

to release built up emotion by yelling, complaining, etc

Why do you always vent your anger on others?

by Light Joker March 24, 2006

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

booze

any potent liquor(e.g. whiskey)

I wish he would not drink booze at times like this.

by Light Joker November 1, 2004