Light joker's definitions

worm

a malicious computer program created by computer abusers who want to cause trobule for unfriendly purposes

I saw the news stories abuout the worms Mydoom C and Deadhat A entering through backdoors installed by previous worms.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

by Light Joker December 19, 2005

slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

tart

a promiscuous woman, especially a prostitute (see also hoochie)

She is nothing but a god-damn tart.

by Light Joker August 9, 2005

brokeback

1. homosexual

2. a male homosexual

3. something that looks characteristic of homosexuality(from the movie Brokeback Mountain)

That shirt looks rather brokeback to me.

by Light Joker October 12, 2006

road pizza

a dead animal in the road

Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.

by Light Joker December 20, 2004