cicada

The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.

There are some varietys of the cicada that produce calls only cats and dogs can hear, which is evidenced by the people being unaffected by some of them while a dog howls in pain from hearing it.

by Light Joker June 24, 2004

snot

nasal mucus(see also snot rocket)

Yuck! I got snot on my new clothes.

by Light Joker November 23, 2004

rubber

1. automobile tires(see also burn rubber)

2. a condom

How would somone so young get his paws on a rubber?

by Light Joker January 2, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

squat

1. to sit

2. to defecate, especially while crouching

3. nothing

It aint worth squat if you wreck it.

by Light Joker March 14, 2007

light

an eye (usually plural)

That kind of attitude makes me want to punch his lights out.

by Light Joker January 9, 2005