Light Joker 's definitions

billy club

a wooden club or truncheon (such as those carried by police in the U.K.)

He got hit in back of the head with a billy club again.

by Light Joker August 23, 2007

teflon president

a president who cannot be removed from office because the accusations won't stick despite the corruption surrounding them. (from teflon, a material used in frying pans to prevent sticking, that has recently been shown to be unsafe)

Since the 1980s the U.S. has ended up electing one teflon president after another.

by Light Joker December 26, 2006

love handle

a bulge of fat around the waist

You need to work out more if you want to get rid of those love handles.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

by Light Joker November 11, 2005

collar

1. to arrest someone

2. an arrest

We collared the maniac just when he thought he had escaped.

by Light Joker January 25, 2005

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

Yahoo

An ignorant rural person

(Rude and Derogatory)

Some yahoo was sitting on the bench.

by Light Joker February 28, 2007