nosebleed

1. putative and profuse nasal bleeding

2, having to do with something in a high location (from the notion that nosebleeds can be caused be high altitudes)

I had a major nosebleed after getting home.

by Light Joker August 04, 2007

poindexter

a bookish or studious person(usually a male)

That kid may look like a stereotypical poindexter, but his grades in science are rather low.

by Light Joker February 16, 2005

Zero

an insignificant person

The guy wants to be a hero, but as far as I am concerned he always be a zero.

by Light Joker January 23, 2005

milquetoast

or milktoast

a timid person, a shy coward (from the old comic-strip character Casper Milquetoast)

That punk may act tough but he is just a milquetoast who wants everyone's attention.

by Light Joker October 23, 2005

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

turn over a new leaf

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

by Light Joker July 21, 2004

You can't win 'em all

one cannot always be successful (often used after one has failed)

Damn, the Patriots beat the Eagles. I guess you can't win 'em all.

by Light Joker October 09, 2005