Light Joker 's definitions

ditz

a giddy or frivolous person (often female)

Brittany Spears is such a ditz.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

jazzed

1. excited, alert, and having a positive attiude

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

He is always jazzed after three beers.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

in hot water

in serious trouble, epecially with the law or one's superiors

If you keep skipping school,you will be in hot water.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

Al

That sentient supercomputer smartass from the video game, DR. Muto(on Nintendo Gamecube, Sony Playstion 2, and Microsoft Xbox)

Al is often saying rude things to Dr. Muto during the game.

by Light Joker April 24, 2004

battle ax

(also battle axe)
A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

Shut up you old battle ax

by Light Joker April 2, 2004

king-size

or king-sized

very large

After the banquet, I had to take a king-size dump.

by Light Joker July 4, 2005

amscray

to leave immediately (from pig latin for scram)

Here they come, grab your suitcase and amscray.

by Light Joker October 3, 2005