tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006

cum

1. to ejaculate

2. to orgasm

3. semen

He was so horny, he thought he was gonna cum in his pants.

by Light Joker May 08, 2007

The chosen one

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

by Light Joker August 04, 2004

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007

fluke

something that happens solely due to luck

It was just a fluke that you won. You won't be so lucky next time.

by Light Joker January 04, 2006

up an at 'em

get active and get busy

Lets go, move it, up an at 'em.

by Light joker January 14, 2007