Light Joker's definitions

ear candy

soft and pleasant popular music

With an Ipod you can listen to as much ear candy as you want, when you want.

by Light Joker April 13, 2006

Ignoramus

A person who is completely ignorant.

I cannot believe that he turned out to be such an ignoramus.

by Light Joker September 22, 2004

boner

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

druggie

a drug addict(see also juggie)

Tell that druggie to get some help.

by Light Joker December 1, 2004

doggy bag

a bag used for carrying home uneaten food from a restaurant.

Do you have a doggy bag for my dessert?

by Light Joker April 23, 2005