Light Joker's definitions

dish it out

to administer punishment, injury, abuse, etc

He can dish it out but he can't take it.

by Light Joker October 25, 2005

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

rag

1. a newspaper

2. a sanitary napkin

3. an old, ugly, or tattered piece of clothing

4. any clothing, including new clothing

Why send me to get your rags when you can get them yourself?

by Light Joker December 13, 2006

blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker December 3, 2005

Diamond in the rough

a person who appears dubious at first but turns out to be exceptional

She thought he looked like a geek at first but he turned out to be a diamond in the rough.

by Light Joker February 15, 2007

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004