hooters

a woman's breasts(jocular)

Her hooters were almost perfectly sized.

by Light Joker March 03, 2005

second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

by Light Joker July 24, 2005

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 01, 2005

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker July 26, 2005

hooked

1. preferring someone or something

2. addicted to a drug

One bite of this fudge and you'll be hooked.

by Light Joker November 23, 2006

John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 22, 2005

lezzie

1. a lesbian

2. having to do with lesbians

I thought she was still a lezzie.

by Light Joker October 31, 2005