Definitions by Light Joker

greased lightning 

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

greased lightning by Light Joker October 20, 2005

knock it off 

stop it, desist (often a stern command)

Knock it off you freaking scallywags.

knock it off by Light Joker October 17, 2005

nifty

neat, smart, stylish (see also slick)

These nifty glasses lenses automatically darken in bright light to protect your eyes.

nifty by Light Joker October 16, 2005

yokel 

a rural person = country bumpkin

Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.

yokel by Light Joker October 16, 2005

double-bagger 

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)

Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.

double-bagger by Light Joker October 14, 2005

Jail bait 

a female below the legal age of sexual consent

That girl is obviously jail bait. How can you not see that?

Jail bait by Light Joker October 14, 2005

intro

a prelude or introduction of any sort

The intro to The Legend of Zelda: The wind Waker came before it was officially given it's title.

intro by Light Joker October 12, 2005