Light Joker's definitions

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

fox paw

en error, a mistake (from faux pas, pronounced foe paw)

It was a fox paw to think that they came to repair a leak.

by Light Joker October 26, 2005

out cold

1. unconscious

2. asleep

3. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (probably from the fact that you lose consciousness when you drink to much)

Don't bother, he's out cold.

by Light Joker May 30, 2007

VIP

(Pronounced as seperate letters)

A very important person

Here comes our resident VIP.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

The chosen one

A movie/TV show/video game cliche in which a legend says that a character in has been chosen by destiny to preform a task that nobody else can perform. It is the epitome of ultimate power.

In The Legend Legend of Zelda, Link is the chosen one.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004

cum

1. to ejaculate

2. to orgasm

3. semen

He was so horny, he thought he was gonna cum in his pants.

by Light Joker May 8, 2007