Definitions by Light Joker

hitchhike 

to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers

I don't need to hitchhike to get to the store.

hitchhike by Light Joker December 6, 2005

raunchy 

1. disgusting, nasty

2. lewd, obscene, vulgar

That place was so raunchy I felt like I was going to puke.

raunchy by Light Joker December 5, 2005

morphadite 

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

morphadite by Light Joker December 4, 2005

blue screen of death 

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

blue screen of death by Light Joker December 3, 2005

bang for the buck 

value for what one pays (from an allusion to the national defense budget and the destructive power it produces)

You get more bang for the buck with this doohickey.

bang for the buck by Light Joker December 3, 2005

Jane Doe 

a general term for a woman (see also John Doe)

I had an Idea of who Jane Doe might be by her voice.

Jane Doe by Light Joker December 2, 2005

dildo 

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

dildo by Light Joker December 2, 2005