Definitions by Light Joker

under the table 

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret

He was under the table after three beers.

under the table by Light Joker May 27, 2006

hillbilly 

1. a rural person

2. a southern Appalachian hill dweller

Those hillbillys are such losers.

hillbilly by Light Joker May 25, 2006

joint 

1. a prison

2. a marijuana cigarette

3. a tavern

4. a low-class establishment

He got thrown in the joint when they caught him with a joint.

joint by Light Joker May 25, 2006

limp dick 

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

limp dick by Light Joker May 25, 2006

illegitimis non carborundum

Don't let the bastards grind you down (from the mock-Latin word, illegitimatus, "bastard," and carborundum, an old brand of abrasives)

Whenever they take advantage of your disability, just remember this phrase, illegitimis non carborundum.

illegitimis non carborundum by Light Joker May 24, 2006

rust belt 

the declining industrial areas of the northwest

Many factories in the rust belt cities had previously closed down due to temporary economic decline.

rust belt by Light Joker May 24, 2006

knockoff 

1. an imitation of someone or something

2. to imitate someone or something

That site has mostly knockoffs of popular video games.

knockoff by Light Joker May 23, 2006