Light Joker's definitions

have shit for brains

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

by Light Joker October 24, 2004

floozie

1. a sexually loose woman

2. a prostitute

She was pissed off because some oaf called her a floozie.

by Light Joker December 11, 2004

snot

nasal mucus(see also snot rocket)

Yuck! I got snot on my new clothes.

by Light Joker November 23, 2004

cicada

The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.

There are some varietys of the cicada that produce calls only cats and dogs can hear, which is evidenced by the people being unaffected by some of them while a dog howls in pain from hearing it.

by Light Joker June 24, 2004

cheat

to be sexually unfaithful, to commit adultry

I knew she was cheating! I knew it all along.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

dead horse

an issue that doesn't matter anymore, especially one that is referred to repeatedly (see also beat a dead horse)

The whole thing is a dead horse. Get over it.

by Light Joker May 9, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005