Light Joker's definitions

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

cannon

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 4, 2005

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

by Light Joker November 5, 2005

turned on

sexually excited, sexually aroused, sexually stimulated

I'll bet he was turned on when he saw her with her pants down. We all know he is a pervert.

by Light Joker November 6, 2005

Veggy

or veggie, vegie

1. a vegetable(usually plural)

2. a vegetarian

A veggy usually has a reason not to eat meat.

by Light Joker November 7, 2005

half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

by Light Joker November 11, 2005