Light Joker's definitions

ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005

cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

by Light Joker December 26, 2004

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

klutz

a stupid or clumsy person.

Man, that new kid is such a klutz.

by Light Joker October 11, 2004

rock bottom

the absolute lowest possible point or level

She was emotionally at rock bottom.

by Light Joker June 11, 2007

vanilla

dull, boring, conventional (often in sexual terms)

That is so vanilla. *yawns*

by Light Joker May 22, 2007