923 definitions by Light Joker

883

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 08, 2004

884

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one

Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.

by Light Joker October 02, 2005

885

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 15, 2006

886

Everyone who does something contoversial has to face the music eventually.

by Light Joker October 26, 2006

887

a presumed fact(based on other words with the suffix -oid)

He insisted on using factoids for his report instead of relying on known facts.

by Light Joker October 26, 2004

888

1. something of great size

2. a complete lie

That shoe is a whopper.

by Light Joker March 30, 2007

889

His ancestor was put in prison for selling who shot john.

by Light Joker December 12, 2004