923 definitions by Light Joker

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Expect that what is not predicted will happen.
Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.
by Light Joker August 08, 2004
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1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.
by Light Joker October 02, 2005
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885
very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover
Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?
by Light Joker November 15, 2006
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886
to receive the rebuke that one is due for
Everyone who does something contoversial has to face the music eventually.
by Light Joker October 26, 2006
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887
a presumed fact(based on other words with the suffix -oid)
He insisted on using factoids for his report instead of relying on known facts.
by Light Joker October 26, 2004
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1. something of great size

2. a complete lie
That shoe is a whopper.
by Light Joker March 30, 2007
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