Velvet Worm

A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)

Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm.

by Light Joker April 29, 2004

wheelie

a motorcycle stunt done by riding on one wheel while the other is raised in the air.

That show off popped a wheelie again.

by Light Joker December 01, 2005

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 13, 2004

ear candy

soft and pleasant popular music

With an Ipod you can listen to as much ear candy as you want, when you want.

by Light Joker April 13, 2006

Ignoramus

A person who is completely ignorant.

I cannot believe that he turned out to be such an ignoramus.

by Light Joker September 22, 2004

buffoon

a stupid person =clown

Look what you did now you buffoon.

by Light Joker October 08, 2004