Light Joker's definitions

pretty penny

a sizeable amount of money

That vase would fetch a pretty penny.

by Light Joker November 28, 2004

bottom

the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior =rear

Her bottom was sore from the hike we went on the day before, so she decided not to go on a walk today.

by Light Joker November 30, 2004

druggie

a drug addict(see also juggie)

Tell that druggie to get some help.

by Light Joker December 1, 2004

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

by Light Joker December 5, 2004