penny pincher

a stingy person (see also penny pinching)

Don't be such a penny pincher, donate some of your money to charity.

by Light Joker July 05, 2005

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.

Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.

by Light Joker June 07, 2005

dyke

a lesbian(usually derogatory)

She was very offended when her best friend's father called her a dyke.

by Light Joker September 19, 2004

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 12, 2006

fork something over

to hand something over to someone

Hurry up and fork it over. The cops will be here any minute.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

rig

1. to tamper with the results of something

2. a large truck

My half-brother used to have job driving a rig.

by Light Joker February 24, 2006

(as) high as a Georgia pine.

Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.

by Light Joker July 12, 2004