Light Joker's definitions

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Snafu

A very connfusing or confused situation (From situation normal all fucked up)
(note: fouled may be substituted for fucked)

we seem to have a snafu on our hands

by Light Joker March 15, 2004

roid rage

excessive aggression due to the use of steriods

I think he must have had roid rage, becuase he tried to take a swing at me.

by Light Joker March 17, 2006

Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns

The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.

by Light Joker October 11, 2006

moolah

money(originally underworld, see also cash, cabbage, etc.)

Some people depend on thier moolah so much, they practically worship it.

by Light Joker November 20, 2004

backseat driver

1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice

Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.

by Light Joker December 15, 2005

boob job

a surgical enlargement of a woman's breasts, a mastectomy

She got a boob job because she wanted to get more attention from her boyfriend.

by Light Joker July 19, 2005