obviass

When someone is stating something blatantly obvious just to be a dick.

. . . driving around forever trying to get out of the parking garage when suddenly all four passengers notice the large EXIT sign.
Steve: Hey, I think it's right up there under the "EXIT" sign.
Joe: No shit, Steve. Don't be such an obviass.

by lift-ticket March 30, 2009

colluberated

1. when a woman is wet, moist, or horny.
2. Ready for sex
3. Loosen Up, or Relax

After 15 mins. of foreplay, Sarah was finally colluberated.

by lift-ticket July 28, 2006

funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

onit

- On top of it
- got it under control.

1.Don't worry about the details, Sara, I'm onit.

2.Hey man, Dave can handle it all, he's always onit.

by Lift-ticket November 29, 2006

C.H.S.

1. Acronym for Cheap Hair Spray.
2. Term used to describe a skank.
3. The "cheap hair spray odor" is unmistakable & used to describe skanky or slutty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.

After "catching a whiff" of the C.H.S., Tony quickly changed his mind about asking Amy for a dance.

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

sink splash

An emergency "bits & pieces" cleaning, usually taking place in a sink.
- Needed after a dick dunk or after ridin' dirty on a squirtin' cutie, or any other action that leaves your balls & pecker a little funky.

I was camping all weekend & never got the chance to take a good shower, so when Mandy said she would blow me, I had to do a quick sink splash for her.

I did a dick dunk at a truck stop jon & had to do an immediate sink splash.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006