LexAveNyc's definitions

jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009

Victoria Regina

Queen Victoria. Pronounced like "China".

Queen Victoria had crotchless bloomers with "VR" embroidered, which stands for "Victoria Regina".

by LexAveNYC September 29, 2008

Huma Weiner

Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner

Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?

by LexAveNyc July 13, 2010

recession

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP

Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009

wholistic

Wholistic is not a word.

Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.

by LexAveNYC August 25, 2008

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

U

A Burmese title meaning Mister.

U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.

by LexAveNYC June 14, 2009