LexAveNyc's definitions

shimmer

A floor wax. Outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.

Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax!

by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007

k

okay

McConnell: U mislead ne investors?
Blankfein: Nope.
Mc: k

by LexAveNYC April 25, 2010

or something

approximately so. roughly speaking. thereabouts.

Woody Allen: The only thing unusual is that she's Mia's daughter. But she's an adopted daughter and a grown woman. I could have met her at a party or something.

by LexAveNYC May 3, 2009

on vot theory?

WTF!

Bullshit!

A Washington Redskins cornerback prevents a Dallas touchdown, but is called for pass interference.

William Safire: "Bad call!"

Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."

National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger: "On vot theory?"

by LexAveNYC May 10, 2009

U

Atomic symbol for uranium, a radioactive, fissile element named for Uranus.

N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k

by LexAveNYC June 17, 2009

Victoria Regina

Queen Victoria. Pronounced like "China".

Queen Victoria had crotchless bloomers with "VR" embroidered, which stands for "Victoria Regina".

by LexAveNYC September 29, 2008

shimmer

a dessert topping. it's delicious! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!

Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!

by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007