LexAveNYC's definitions

k

okay

McConnell: U mislead ne investors?
Blankfein: Nope.
Mc: k

by LexAveNYC April 25, 2010

recession

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP

Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009

U

Atomic symbol for uranium, a radioactive, fissile element named for Uranus.

N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k

by LexAveNYC June 17, 2009

wholistic

Wholistic is not a word.

Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.

by LexAveNYC August 25, 2008

jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

U

A Burmese title meaning Mister.

U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.

by LexAveNYC June 14, 2009